The latest and greatest isue of the St. John Sun Times includes an incident log for St. John Rescue, the island’s fine all-volunteer emergency medical services group. Two of the calls in June strike me as funny.
"June 19 to North Shore Road for a motor vehicle crash. Patient refused treatment and police took into custody." (Maybe the patient could have avoided 'custody' by going to the Clinic.)
"June 24 to Mail Center for a superficial wound from a letter opener. Administered first aid."
"June 19 to North Shore Road for a motor vehicle crash. Patient refused treatment and police took into custody." (Maybe the patient could have avoided 'custody' by going to the Clinic.)
"June 24 to Mail Center for a superficial wound from a letter opener. Administered first aid."